Majlis Perkahwinan Effy dan Rosli

Mempelai dua sejoli
Album perkahwinan

And for those yang selalu tanya2 dengan aku, dan masih tertanya2 siapa sebenarnya pasangan aku,jeng jeng jeng...

My car.....again....

Accident do happen, tapi unexpectedly aku disondol dlm keadaan aku membawa dengan berhati2, adussssss. Bekerja kat penjara ni, da macam2 yg aku alami, betul2 jadi tempat kenangan untuk aku. Nasib la aku tak kene bayar...huhuhuhhu...

Another beautiful scenery

Late evening 2 days ago, aku lepak dengan chek kat IPPM, sementara tunggu nak migrate server malam tu aku berjaya capture la scenary remang2 senja dengan pelangi yang aku rasa rare sekali boleh dapat pemandangan ni. Memang cantik dan memang aku bersyukur padaNya sebab aku antara insan yang bertuah dapat melihat pemandangan yg Dia ciptakan.

And on the next morning waktu aku nak pegi IPPM amik charger, aku berjaya capture 1 lagi scenery yang aku kira tak kurang hebatnya...alhamdulillah..

A beautiful morning

A beautiful morning that I manage to capture, where the sun is rising at the east. Alhamdulillah aku masih mampu bernafas hari ini untuk menikmati pemandangan yang indah ini.....

Hentian ini..

Jam sekarang pukul 11:32 kat taskbar mac aku:


Lokasi aku sekarang Surau Alhidayah Hentian Puduraya:


Aktiviti aku skrg, tgh update all my virtual machine:
Mana aku dapat internet connectivity, aku tak kata aku curi2 hack into someone else wireless network, aku tumpang org yg tak secure kan network diorang :p :
And almost forgot, this is the look of my machine now :

Apple in black suit, but still the white looks gorgeous..

Actually aku tgh tunggu bas aku blk jb nih, lama sangat lagi,pukul 1.30, so aku menghabiskan la masa aku membuat benda2 nih...and tomorrow aku amik cuti sampai hari selasa utk settle kan 2,3 benda kat johor. Marriage preparations,kekkekekee...

My Unlucky Day X-(

Consider hari ni as my unlucky day, kerete aku rosak btul2 depan traffic light, menjadikan jam kat area aku tu,aduhhhhhhh!!!! Alternator rosak plak, battery out trus. X bleh nak charge balik. Nasib la ada abg ajak. Kalau tak,memang aku mati kutu dok lane tengah2 tu. Huhuhuhu. Padanla hari ni aku rasa kerete ni len macam. Dari aku g kuar mkn t.hari tadi, da rasa mcm air-cond aku yg sejuk tu macam takde rasa, bukak air-cond pun cam dok dalam oven. Tingkap plak susah nak turun, wiper pun gerak ala2 segan. Radio pun mcm nak tak nak bunyi. Balik aje aku keje dari Kajang, singgah la Anjung, nak g byr kad kredit akak aku. Balik kat keter semula trus tak nak hidup. Bukak boot, aku try la curah air battery kat kepala battery tu... tp xbleh gak. Ada brader parking dekat2 aku tu tanya, nak guna jumper ke? Kitorang pun try la, baru nak charge,tak sempat nak panas lagi ada plak pakcik ni tanya, battery weak ke, dia ckp cabut jer jumper tu. Dia nak guna jumper dia, memang canggih jumper dia, rechargeable,tapi still tak bleh gak. Ada plak sorang india ni lalu kat situ,tgk2, dia ckp starter rosak...pulak dah dalam hati aku, sebab aku tak rasa mcm tu,last2 sumer bende dah dicuba tapi takmo gak, aku call abg joe, mintak dia panggil kan kwn dia tu dtg kat Anjung. Sampai ajer abg ajak tu, punya la skill dia buat,cabut battery dia,tonggengkan kat battery keter aku (-ve dgn -ve, +ve dgn +ve),dia suruh aku start,trus boleh. Lepas tu abg joe sampai,kawan2 dia pun sampai. Aku pun nak balik la,keter dah bleh hidup. Si black kawan abg ajak ni naik sekali dgn aku,in case apa2 jadi. Btul2 sampai kat traffic light simpang 4 kat rumah aku, keter tu mati, menggelabah aku. Keter lain da bersusun kat belakang. Black call abg ajak,minta dia dtg cepat. Sempat la masa tu aku snap gbr kat atas tu menjadi kenangan pada aku yg agak tak bernasib baik hari nih. Sampai jer abg ajak, dia try balik nak guna teknik "jumper" guna battery dia trus tu, tapi tak jalan. Battery aku da totally out. Last2 dia cabut battery aku, guna battery dia. Baru boleh hidup. Trus cepat2 blah blk kat apartment kitorang. Fuhhhhhh...keter aku ni pun, macam nak suruh aku tukar keter baru jer. Macam2 plak dia buat hal sekarang ni. Lepas satu2...

eNCoral Badminton Tournament 2008

Bendera rasmi rumah kuning, hasil tangan Q dan aku. Semalaman aku kejekan dengan Q, dan satu2 nyer bendera yang ada. Rumah yang lain xsempat nak buat bendera. Hehehe...

Tukang buat bendera, tgk mata jer dah tau, masing2 tak cukup tido.


Ada pulak muka orang datang lambat nak menumpang amik gambar kat bendera.

Aku, Q dan Riz tengah melepaskan penat..


Lokasi aktiviti: Kelab Kumuniti Cyberjaya


Napa tu Pak Sheikh, practice nak jadi rider ker??


Meeting sejenak, nak susun aturan game.


Baju biru tu aku punya la, jangan la men tarik2 plak!


Ari sempat lagi curi2 makan cake sambil2 angkat tempat cake tu.


Hanisah dok sorang2 menung mengenangkan nasib......



Hafiz dalam position macho jadi Empire...




Rumah merah lawan rumah kuning, tengok star rumah kuning (Ida) buat jumping smash!



Aksi rumah biru lawan rumah merah...

Hacker Attitude

Following the modern Zen poem, a hacker should have this kind of attitude:

To follow the path:

• look to the master,

• follow the master,

• walk with the master,

• see through the master,

• become the master.

Ref: http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html

A picture with a thousand meaning....

Merisik......

Bertunang....

A pair of it.....


A combination of it....

I'm sorry Shell

I'm sorry Shell, got to reject the offer...I'm going to build up my carrier bit by bit

The strength of a man

The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved.
It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to love.

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It's seen in the width of his arms that encircle and protect you.

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't in the words he speaks.
It's in how he keeps his word.

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It's in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It's in the burdens he can carry.

The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest.
It's in his heart that lies within his chest.

The strength of a man isn't in how he makes love.
It's in the understanding that there is more way to making love, than
just making love for fun himself

Aperhal aku nih???

Aku tak tau kenapa ngan aku mlm ni, x bleh nak concentrate wat keje, sampai terdelete table dalam database, nasib baik ada backup, urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Arbok di T**** ***u

Malam tadi aku buat keje giler,dok merayau kat S**** *****i dari malam spi ke pagi, dan aku dok merayau sampai ke T**** ***u, aku kira2 lebih kurang pkl 4.00am masa tu,maka aku singgah la kat 1 stesyen minyak,biler aku nak blah dari situ, aku terperasan la 3 arbok ni dok usha aku, huhuhuh seram wooooo, badan sorang2 kalah badan aku. Siap lambai2 plak kat aku tu, fuhh sungguh c***ka arbok2 ni. cari pelanggan kat daerah yang aku kira terpencil. Takut aku, kalau diorang tiber2 dtg kat kete aku. Aku standby lock pintu awal2, pastu blah cepat2 dari situ, tapi yang aku perasannyer diorang g toilet kat stesyen minyak tu, diorang msk toilet pompuan,hmmmmm,dia tak tau ke dia tu arbok,patut dia kene cari la toilet yg ada simbol gabungan lelaki dan perempuan,heheheeh

Saja - saja

Ari ni muin tanya sama aku, kenapa aku dok nyanyi lagu ni jer,aku pun tak tau naper,tapi aku terasa perasaan aku nak nyanyi lirik lagu nih..jadi aku nyanyi gak...ni liriknya...

Hendakku luahkan
Takut makan diri
Hendak kusimpan
Meracuni hati

Hendak ku jeritkan
Takut malu sendiri
Hendak ku diamkan
Kau takkan mengerti

Best Friend

You're...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years!

BEST FRIEND QUOTES :

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton


"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Anon


"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus

"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life."
- Anon

"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
- Mencius

"If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend."
- Stone Temple Pilots

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them."
- Anon


"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
- Anon


"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."
-Tim McGraw


"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
- Anon

"Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher."

Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it is a comfort to go hand in hand." ~Emily Kimbrough~

"People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." ~Elizabeth Kubler-Ross~

If you have one true friend, you have more than your share. ~Thomas Fuller~

“When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.”

"Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.”

"Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave."
~Winnie the Pooh~

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
~Walter Winchell~

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.
~Source Unknown~

"If I had one gift that I could give you, my friend, it would be the ability to see yourself as others see you, because only then would you know how extremely special you are."
~B.A. Billingsly~

"A true friend is someone who knows there's something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face."

“The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.” ~Unknown~

"It is by chance we met . . .
By choice we became friends."

"Tears may come and go,
But there's one thing I know.
All my life you're a friend of mine.
You can depend on me.
I'll be fine...
'Cause you're a friend of mine."
-Clarence Clemens

“One can't complain. I have my friends. Why, someone spoke to me only yesterday.” ~Eeyore~

“Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer”

“How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to” ~Unknown~

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
~Helen Keller~

"A circle is round it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend!"
~Anonymous~

"It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it." ~Source Unknown~

If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide...

Lately I've been hearing a lot of stupid people parroting stupid buzz words. There are too many to list all of them here, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to try. I propose that we all agree, here and now, to strike these words and phrases from our collective for the betterment of humanity, and the improvement of my blood pressure. Thank you.

Blog: The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child's head. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.

It's an unspoken rule that every blog must use the same layout as every other blog: long, slender columns of annoyingly condensed text, thousands of links to other blogs, plugs for shitty political books, and more links to yet more blog.

The problem with this layout is that there's too much shit to click on. Seriously, who's ever going to click on all those links? The worst blogs are the ones that make every other word a hyperlink to another website so by the time you finish reading this sentence, you've forgotten what you were reading, or why you were reading it in the first place. Hey, this article is great but you know what would make it better? If I could read another article in the middle of it. Great design, morons.

If the thousands of mid-sentence links don't annoy you, the long slender columns of text will. Most of the screen on a blog is blank for an imaginary populace of readers still using 640x480 resolution. I didn't buy a 19" monitor to have 50% of its screen realestate pissed away on firing white pixels, you assholes. They don't print books on receipt paper for a reason. Every time I see this layout, I want to choke the creator with my dry, crackled, and bleeding hands for making my fingers so calloused from having to keep scrolling the mouse wheel to read your dumb "blog."

Blogger: Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.

Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

Blogged: What you call a trivial or largely inconsequential topic once bloggers have processed through every tired detail. For more on this, look into: every minor news story.

Blogosphere: The "blogosphere" is the new buzz word that has replaced "information super highway." It's what idiots like to call a collection of "blogs," otherwise known as a tragedy.

Blogomania: Like all other manias, except relating to the infatuation of blogs. It's one step above the more caustic phrase "blog-o-rama." Thankfully the latter hasn't caught on to the extent of its brethren, but that doesn't stop me from punching anyone who says it in the dick.

Blogroll: A long list of links that nobody will ever click on. Bloggers not only link to their friends and fellow bloggers, but their eventual goal is to link to every linkable document on the Internet. Most "blog rolls" are so full of links that it can bring even the mightiest of search engines to a crawl as they sort through all the frivolous bullshit bloggers link to.

Thankfully, since most blogs are shallow in content, it won't take you long to load, and in turn, to close the browser quickly if you're duped into clicking one of these links. If you shut down quickly enough, you may be able to avoid downloading the mandatory 2 gigs of political banners on every blogger's website.

Blogshare: An imaginary share of a blog's worth, which is ironic, since most blogs have an imaginary share of readers.

Blogstorm: A zany phrase news anchors like to use any time they think there's an abnormal amount of posts on blogs regarding any particular topic. Of course, they fail to consider any amount of posting to a blog is abnormal since people who are well adjusted usually have better things to do, i.e., work, or failing that, anything else.

Blog Swarm: Stupid.

Blogging community: Losers, goths, bedwetters, and journalism dropouts.

Blawg: Some prick thought it would be clever to spell "blog" phonetically using the word "law" in the title. It's a phrase used to describe blogs primarily dealing with the law and legal issues. Wow, real clever, dipshit. How did you come up with that one?

Blogumentary: There was recently a bit of a feud regarding this word among two bloggers. Apparently some guy decided that they had exclusive right to use the word, not realizing that similar words (docudrama, dramedy, rockumentary, etc) have been free to use for all people since you can't just copyright an entire genre, and more importantly, that it's stupid. Who cares? Blogumentary? Really? Eat shit you morons.

Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who's a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who's a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.

Photoblog: Photoblogs make me yearn for the day when cameras weren't digital, film cost money, and it took time to develop pictures. I remember back when it wasn't easy for any random asshole with a camera to go out take countless pictures of nothing. Nothing is exactly what these pictures are of. No focus, no theme, no message, no posturing. Just countless pictures of Denny's at 2 AM. We don't care that you went to Denny's. You're not an artist. You're not deep. Get a new hobby.

Podcast: Someone had the revolutionary idea of taking a compressed audio file and putting it online. Yeah, doesn't sound so sexy when I describe it for what it is, does it you morons? It would have been a great idea if streaming audio wasn't already around for over a decade before the word "podcast" entered the lexicon. Man, I can't stand the word "lexicon." Talking about all these shitty words has made me start using shitty words. I'm so pissed, I just slammed the door shut on some kid's nuts.

Podcasting: It's snob for "streaming audio."

Podcatcher: Any idiot with an iPod, web browser, or ears.

Warblog: A blog that primarily deals with war. Filled with whiny blow hards who are fixated on their stubborn ideas and conspiracy theories. For example, there are countless hours pissed away by conspiracy theorists who think the WTC towers were demolished by bombs planted by the government. These armchair engineers write endlessly about how the physics of the collapse was impossible, how the temperature wasn't hot enough to melt steel, and how the planes were carrying missiles. Of course, the one thing they don't postulate is a REASON.

My personal favorite warblog was one that had a flash animation with people who were quoted as saying "it didn't sound like a plane to me... it sounded like a missile." Thank you Joe Nobody for giving me your expert opinion on what missile sounds like, because gas station superintendents are usually the best people to ask about the sonic signature of ballistic missile thrust.

Warblogger: Like all other bloggers, an idiot. Usually a self-righteous prick with a political axe to grind. Tragically, these dullards fail to realize that nobody cares what they think. And no, the 2 comments per post you get on average doesn't count. Get some real opinions, then maybe you'll get some real feedback.

Warblogging: The act of writing amateur, unfounded, and borderline illiterate opinions about war and war strategy.

iPod: This is one of those inventions that makes people say: "why didn't I think of that?" On news shows anyway. One of the anchors on FOX News said "now the music industry is waiting for someone to come along and invent the next iPod." Wow, if only I had thought of the bright idea of putting an mp3 player on a portable hard drive. Damn that's brilliant. I had that idea years ago. I also have another idea: a car that can fly. I will sue anyone who makes it.

iPodder: A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.

e-nable: E-nable? How about I e-nable my foot to your mouth?

URL (as pronounced "ERL"): Few things invoke more contempt for humanity than someone who pronounces URL as "erl." It's an acronym, not a word you douche! Between people who say "erl" and programmers who pronounce char (an abbreviation for character) as "chär" (with the "ch" pronounced like in "chart"), I get so pissed that I just want to saw my arms off.

The suffix "pundit:" Stupid.

The prefix "pundit:" Stupid.

Liberal media: Whiny, bitching, cry-baby conservatives love to prattle on and on about the "liberal media." To be fair, except for FOX News (Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, John Gibson, Neil Cavuto, Steve Doocy, E.D. Hill, Brian Kilmeade, Brit Hume), Clear Channel, Laura Ingraham, Dr. Laura, Rush Limbaugh, Hugh Hewitt, Ann Coulter, Newsmax, G. Gordon Liddy, Michael Reagan, Michael Savage, The New York Post, Sinclair Broadcast Group (WLOS13, Fox 45, WTTO21, WB49, KGAN, WICD, WICS, WCHS, WVAH, WTAT, WSTR, WSYX, WTTE, WKEF, WRGT, KDSM, WSMH, WXLV, WURN, KVWB, KFBT, WDKY, WMSN, WVTV, WEAR, WZTV, KOTH, WYZZ, WPGH, WGME, WLFL, WRLH, WUHF, KABB, WGGB, WSYT, WTTA), David Horowitz, Rupert Murdoch, PAX, and MSNBC's Joe Scarborough, they're right.

The suffix "gate": Watergate, Filegate, Rathergate, eat shit already.

Xanga: The bottom of the barrel of blogs. It's incredible that the user base is able to write so much, yet say so little. I have to give a bit of kudos though, considering the fact that many of the users have the reading comprehension of a bowl full of pubes.

LiveJournal: Here's a little trick you can use to find out whether a link someone sends you is worth checking. If it contains the words "live, journal," or any combination thereof, you can safely ignore the link without missing out on anything.

Content Management System: A pretentious way of saying "text editor."

The acronym CMS: Man, it's like you guys create these words, then you turn them into acronyms to make this shit even cornier.

Killer App: I can't stand this phrase, mostly because it's applied so loosely. App is short for "application," but that doesn't stop people from using it every chance they get: "the fast food industry needs a killer app." What? What does that even mean? An application?

Webmistress: You're not a webmistress, shut up. It's a word used by uppity women who, in spite of a woman's inherent flaws, has been able to land a job as a webmaster. Then they have to go and piss all over years of civil rights they've wrestled away by calling themselves "webmistresses."

trackback: It's snob for "referrer."

travelblog: Guess.

Emo: An abbreviation for loser. Emo is the new goth, except goths are still around, so it's becoming almost unbearable.

Metrosexual: A gay guy still in the closet. This word is so contemptible that even the man who coined it has since apologized for being such a douche. I cringe every time I hear this word.

Retrosexual: This word wouldn't exist if "metro" didn't happen to rhyme with "retro." It's supposed to mean the opposite of a "metrosexual," which makes it another superfluous word since we already have a word for the opposite of a metrosexual called "straight."

Friendblog: None are known to exist since bloggers don't have friends.

Watchblog: Let's not.

Videoblog: Another idiot who had the bright idea of coining a term for posting a file online, except instead of music, it's crappy home videos.

Vlog: I don't even know if this is being used yet, but I suspect it will be used soon if it hasn't, so preemptive strike, bitches.

Vog: I

Vloggers: CAN'T

Vlogging: GO

Vlogged: ON

Moblog: ANYMORE.

In observation of all these shitty phrases and acronyms, I've decided to coin another phrase that can be used for "blog" called: comment-log or CLOG for short. What users do is labor over documenting their inconsequential lives, trivializing man's greatest invention, the microprocessor, until the Internet is so CLOGGED that commerce comes to a screeching halt. Anyone contributing to the congestion would be known as a CLOGGER. I hate blogs.

Reference : http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

Too much expression..

Short n simple, some people just put to much expressions in their blog, saying everything about themselves and sometimes it makes other people sick just reading bout it.

Congratulation to Ijan

Congratulation to Norizan bin Shafiee (Ijan )dengan kelahiran anak pertamanyer Akmal Harith

Tempat Lahir:Hospital Bersalin Pulau Pinang

Tarikh dan masa: 18 Sept 2007 bersamaan 6 Ramadhan 1428H (4.55pagi)

Bersalin:Normal

Berat:3.12kg

Panjang:50cm

P/S :- Mata mcm bapak dia jugak,heheheheh

What my name means???

What Mohammad Al Ghazali Means

M is for Magnificent O is for Odd H is for Helpful A is for Articulate M is for Mushy M is for Moral A is for Ambitious D is for Deadly A is for Abstract L is for Logical G is for Grungy H is for Hilarious A is for Amazing Z is for Zealous A is for Alert L is for Lovesick I is for Influential

What Does Your Name Mean?
~Thanks to Khairul Azira~

My last Astro box

Ini lah box astro aku yang last sekali, dalam perjalanan aku balik dari sg.petani semalam,huhuh. Kene tunggu pegi Bkt Kayu Hitam lagi la baru ada balik rokok Astro nih.